Drunk with Assistant Managerial Power, Part II

When the group is all going out to lunch together, I purposefully make sure I'm the last one to meet in the lobby before we leave. I just like to imply that I'm the most important in our group.

Because you were curt with me, I'll wait until you've already started steaming the milk to tell you I want my latte iced.

Normally I'd let you return that item without a receipt, but I won't because that girl from Housewares is standing here.

I'd like to screw you tonight, too, but I won't because of that crack you made about my cooking.

I'm going to finish my part of the project way ahead of schedule, at great personal inconvenience, just to make you look like a slacker.

I was a little late to the meeting myself, but I'll still make you feel bad for keeping me waiting.

I will act as if I've never had car trouble when you call into work explaining yours.

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1 Comments:

• there is no good or bad in art

  By  ryan, at 7/11/08 15:55  

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